May
31

Decisions, decisions

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A couple days ago, I posted about how I’ll need a new computer for work purposes. The minimum requirements I’ve set for the machine are as follows:

  • Pentium 4 2.6 ghz processor
  • 1 GB RAM
  • 32-bit soundcard
  • 20 GB hard drive
  • WInXp

I’d also like to find something with a DVD burner, but it’s not a requirement. (None of my current computers are equipped with a DVD burner, and it’d be nice to have one.)

After technical specifications, price is my biggest concern. I’ve checked with a bunch of different vendors, looked through local classifieds and scoured eBay. I’ve found some good systems (like this one). I guess I’ve been a little gun shy on making a purchase, as it seems like if I just wait for one more day, there’ll be something better/cheaper.

I almost miss the simplicity of the “old days,” when everything had to be bought off-the-shelf at a local store. Almost. But, not really.

May
30

My haiku of frustration

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Taking a page from one of Jen’s blogs, I’ve decided to make a haiku of my own.

Hungry
Ham, swiss, Ritz crackers
and Pepsi, waiting for me
damn phone keeps ringing

And speaking of Jen’s blogs, check out her latest project, Adventures of a Bookseller where she provides daily updates from retail hell.

May
28

Weigh-in and work stuff

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I have a talking scale. And I was disappointed yesterday after it told me my current weight is 251 pounds. That’s a three-pound gain from last week. It just proves that I’ve still got a lot to do before I can truly get on the path to real weight loss. One thing, is that I need to cut back on the amount of soda I drink. I can’t help myself. I need carbonated beverages like most people need coffee. I refuse to drink anything with aspartame in it, and aspartame can be found in most major diet sodas. I’m going to try and find a diet soda that’s made with Splenda instead. Then I can begin to ween myself off of regular, full-calorie sodas.

Over the last week, I have seen a nice improvement in my blood pressure. There are several factors that may have contributed to this. But the definitive point has to do with the future of my job. Soon, I’ll be getting off the night shifts and after that, I’ll be working from home! My employer has agreed to let me telecommute. It’s a mutually beneficial arrangement, as it allows me to work a more flexible schedule for them, and I no longer have to worry about transportation. Only problem is that I need to buy some equipment, and I’ll also have to get another computer. It’s definitely worth it, though. I’m just having some trouble figuring out which computer to get. In order to work from home, I need something that runs Windows, and I’d like to get an Intel Mac Mini and use Parallels Desktop. But I’m not certain that will work. I can still just get myself a plain ol’ Windoze box. But I’d hate to have another computer ’round the house just to accomplish this one task.

But overall, this is one problem I don’t mind having.

May
26

We start off this episode wirh some fan mail that was originally written in French. Then we talk about the new Pirates movie, and the insanity we experienced at a midnight show. Next up we play some bad cover songs and finish up the show picking songs for Hillary Clinton’s 2008 presidential campaign.

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May
21

Health update

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On my old blog, I had started keeping track of my weight loss efforts. Like a lot of things, that project fell to the wayside, and so did my attempts at improving the state of my personal health. As I begin to close in on my 31st birthday, it’s become very apparent to me that I need to start taking this stuff seriously.

I’ve set up iCal to remind me to take daily blood pressure readings and weekly weight measurements. When I weighed myself yesterday, I came in at 248 pounds. This is actually a 3.5 pound loss from the last time I weighed myself (about a month ago), so that’s a start. I can’t attribute the loss to anything specific. I’ve been eating more salads than I used to, and I started taking walks again on a regular basis.

I’ll keep this site updated as I track my progress.

May
20

Beautiful, heartbreaking, story of two sisters, secrets, love, and death. Brashares is the author of the popular ” The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” teen series, and this is her first work geared for adults. It’s wonderful!

Most of it takes place on Long Island’s Fire Island, where Riley and her sister Alice grew up. The beach, in all its different faces and moods, is described so well it is almost if you are sitting there yourself.

Riley is odd. She has some sort of learning disability, and, although bright and self sufficient, she never has quite managed to grow up all the way. She never dates, is perfectly content to live with her parents, and has never noticed how shabby their little house really is, especially compared to the larger more expensive houses on Fire Island. Riley is happiest outdoors, swims like a fish, and works as a lifeguard. She is the stereotypical “tomboy”.

Alice, the younger sister, is pensive and strikingly beautiful. She has gone to college, and is considering a certain job after that. Alice finds herself spending a lot of time thinking other people’s thoughts for them. She is a natural caretaker, and also constantly worried that she will be “left behind” by Riley and her friend Paul.

Paul is the same age as Riley, and the two of them have been best friends since childhood. Paul went to New York for college, and at the start of this book, has returned to Fire Island to visit with Riley and Alice. Paul’s father died when Paul was very young, and Riley and her parents sort of adopted Paul, in a way. He and Riley function as brother and sister, and Paul and Riley both have always loved Alice.

The book cuts between present and past, weaving together the lives of the three main characters. Paul and Alice are thinking about the past, and trying to sort out just who they are now as adults, in the way that many twenty-something people do. Both are learning truths about their parent’s lives that they never knew before, but may have suspected. The entire book is very well written, but one thing that stood out to me the most was just how well Brashares captured that unanchored, searching, state that we all go through as we leave college and become a “real” adult.

Now that Alice and Paul are adults, things are changing. Alice and Paul just begin to notice that they have feelings for each other that go beyond friendship. Both struggle to figure out what to do with that. Each is worried about messing things up, and ruining a lifetime of friendship.

And then there is Riley to consider. Riley, who always saw dating as silly. As teenagers, Riley, Paul, and Alice all agreed that the things they saw their friends doing when they started dating was mostly stupid, and they would never act that way. But now, about a decade later, Paul and Alice have grown up and see things differently. What happens to Riley if Alice and Paul become more than friends?

Paul and Alice dance around each other, getting a tiny bit closer and then backing away, then moving closer once again, as the story continues. As soon as it looks as though the two have come to an understanding, something awful happens to Riley. This shakes up everyone’s world.

This is the kind of book that makes you want to read it while sitting on a beach. It makes the reader remember those precious, passionate, intense summers from when you were fourteen or fifteen, and wonder whatever happened to those special friends and long ago loves. It makes you ache and smile at the same time. It is definitely a summer read, and will be available soon, in June of 2007. Don’t miss it!

May
20

Episode 71 kicks off with a happy song about sodomy. Then we start a new segment called “Achievements In Listening,” we read some fan mail and try to make our new announcer sound less “creepy.” Next, we compare Tony Blair’s French to George W. Bush’s Spanish. Then we round out the show with a new installment of “As The Type Moves.”

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May
17

HN 070 – Same as the old 'cast

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Hyper Nonsense is back! In episode 70, we get caught up on news items such as the Don Imus “scandal,” then we play some audio from the new video game based on the Virginia Tech shootings, then we talk about our listeners and a fan donation we received, next we talk about the Kansas tornadoes and recall some tornado-related stories of our own, then we read a news article about Paris Hilton’s naked autopsy, and we wrap up the show with some music from Don Ho.

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May
14

Eragon by Chistopher Paolini

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If I didn’t know before I picked up the book that it was written by a teenager, I might have been less impressed. This has all been done before, and if written by an adult, I would have found this book to be simply copying ideas that have been popular in many other fantasy books. However, I found the story line to be compelling, and the characters developed enough to get me to look past my initial bias. I did not expect something written by a teenager to be this good a read.

This book includes a big blue dragon, elves, dwarfs, and a battle between good and evil. It includes an army of Urgs and an evil almost immortal tyrant of a king. It reminded me very much of Tolkien’s epic series The Lord of The Rings in many ways, especially since the front of the book includes a map of this world that Paolini created, and the book itself has characters speaking in ancient dwarven or elven languages, and using powerful words of magic. The back of the book includes a glossary to help the reader remember just what all these made up words and phrases are supposed to mean.

You can find this book in the teen or young adult section of bookstores, and sometimes in the children’s section of libraries. I would not call this a kids book, however. Parts of it are extremely dark and evil. Main characters are beaten up, tortured, even killed. There is a scene where the Urgs massacre an entire town, and Eragon comes upon a pile of dead bodies of the murdered townspeople. On the top is a pike with a dead baby sticking on it. I still can’t get that scene out of my head. I wouldn’t recommend that young children read this book.

The story starts out with Eragon, who is about fourteen or fifteen, out hunting for food for his family. He finds a large blue rock, and takes it home, thinking it might be valuable to trade for food. Instead, the rock turns out to be a dragon egg. Eragon bonds with the baby dragon, and becomes a dragon rider. This event also drags Eragon into a whole world of politics and danger that he never knew existed. Other characters tell him bits and pieces of what it means to be a dragon rider now, and why he is in danger. His fate has been set, and he cannot simply refuse or avoid it. Eragon grows as the story goes on, and faces some really tough choices and bloody battles. To say anything more would be giving away too much of the story.

This book ends, but the story does not. This is the first part of the Inheritance Trilogy. The second book is called Eldest, and I was interested enough in Eragon to want to see what happens next for him and his friends. The third book, as far as I have been able to find out, might be called Inheritance, and there is no specific release date set. I do know there are many, many readers wanting to see how it all will end.

The copy of Eragon I read was a paperback with a picture from the movie on the cover, and some pictures from the movie included inside. For each review I heard praising how great Eragon the book was, I heard two saying that the movie was terrible. For that reason, I have not watched the movie. One thing I found strange though, was that in the book, there is a elven character named Arya, who is constantly being described as having long dark hair, and wearing dark leather pants and armor. The pictures of the actress playing Arya in the movie shows a red-haired girl, wearing an almost white dress. So, clearly, something is amiss with the movie version of Eragon.

In short, adult fans of Tolkien will enjoy reading Eragon. Most people are finding it very frustrating to have to wait indefinitely for the third and final book in the trilogy to appear.

May
12

Shades of purple

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In honor of Jen’s upcoming birthday, she decided that she’d like to add some new color to her hair.

Before:
before

We used Manic Panic Ultra Violet hair dye and the Manic Panic Flash Lightning kit. First step was to mix the lightener into a paste-like substance, then spread it onto the hair, like frosting a cake. The lightener then had to sit for an hour, so we watched this week’s “LOST” episode and waited. Once it was ready, we washed the lightener out of Jen’s hair. We then had to wait for her hair to dry, as the dye isn’t supposed to be added to wet hair. When the necessary state of dryness had been reached, it was time for the dye. While wearing a pair of disposable gloves, I worked the dye into Jen’s hair. Adding the dye is like a combination of finger painting and dough kneading. It’s unusual at first, but it’s easy once you get the hang of it. After the dye had been sufficiently applied, it had to sit for 20 minutes. Then it had to be rinsed out, and the hair again had to dry.

After:
after

The color of the purple against Jen’s natural hair color is fairly subtle. But in the right light, it stands out. Of course, Jen is naturally beautiful to me, but I think the purple looks good. This is the second time we’ve dyed her hair like this, and we’re getting better at it. Maybe next time we’ll go for Cotton Candy Pink. (Just kidding.)

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